Hilarious: Boat Life Is The Only Life

Hilarious: Boat Life Is The Only Life

The relaxing sound of the sea, and the freedom of being able to roam. That's the boat life. And there are times when we love the smell of salt or just being able to take a break on the water. But these people have learned that the boat life can be harder than expected.

That Wasn't Supposed to Happen

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The problem with boats is that it's hard to dodge things when they get in your way. Water has a lot of friction, but it also moves very differently than when you're on land. So you get exhibit A: Someone screwed up mightily there.

"I'm a self-taught sailor. I know that because nobody else would take the blame."

POWER!

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Top speed on a yacht might be 20 miles per hour, roughly 16 knots. (A knot is 1 minute of latitude, roughly 1.15 miles.) But when you get on a powerboat, that's when the fun begins. Your face becomes contorted, and the salt spray burns. And it's hella fun.

"As a boat captain, my idea of a balanced diet is a bottle of rum in each hand!"

Balance Is Everything

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The difference between European fishing and U.S. fishing is that those in the United States are more likely to use boats. But then you get these muppets, who apparently can't maintain their balance. Better head back to the shoreline before they get hurt.

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